Tuesday

I have stars of David on my shoes!!!


and Rick's brother is now engaged. Let's all clap a little to recognize that...








Okay,
Rick is getting pretty sick and tired of Rudi’s random infatuations.

“Yes, Brody? What do you need? Have your children? Sounds good to me.”
“Oh, my god Rudi, shut the fuck up”
“I don’t actually want to have his children, I just want to give him kisses,”
“Oh, my god”
“Aww I’m kidding!”
“No, you’re not,”
“YES I MOSTLY AM!”

Brody just doesn’t realize what’s coming. Cause come graduation day, Rudi’s gonna get him.
Like, on the mouth. In front of his parents.

Yup.

Isn't Brody a doll baby?



Plus, meet our friend Spencer (who needs some blog-lovin' real bad, folks.)
He should be moving to North or South Carolina or something, but that's not for a few months...
He can fit inside a locker.
and he eats little girls.

and jumps real high.



p.s. rudi looked cute today.

WE DID IT!!!!

well, actually Rudi did it.

But we are now co-owners of a Diana Camera!!!
And it's a Mr. Pink, hellyeahdammit.

so expect some really awesome pictures. really awesomely soon.

sunny afterschool

Here's some loverly new pictures of Rick and Rudi.
and it is loverly today.
Because, guess what?


LESS RAIN BUTT FACES!!!!!!

Send back your uterus!

"I love that!" says Rick.

"Ouch..." says Rudi.


And they both agreed that this website is the funniest thing they've seen all day.

rainy afternoon

OUR HEAD HURTS!!!!

for the past two weeks we've been looking at the diana camera.
The cutest camera in the world has the most confusing website EVER.
But it's worth it.


Also, if Jana and Pamela each have $5,000, and Jana invests hers in a bank at 10% interest, but Pamela is dating some douchebag who convinces her to invest money in his new band,
and then the band van gets set on fire, but Pamela's boyfriend saved the DVD player, plus Pamela gets pulled into the rabbit breeding business,
how do you write an equation for the squared cost of Jana and Pamela's lunch, simplified?

State testing sucks.

And sorry we've been in such a bad mood. It's just been rainy for a month and a half.

"I don't remember what the sun looks like..." says Rick.

"What the fuck's a sun?" says Rudi.

rainy evening

so far, and it's 8:30 in the evening,
today sucks.

It's rainy, and Rudi's pretty stupid, and Rick's family is kinda nuts,
and Rudi feels sick from just dressing up like Amy Winehouse.


but here's some pictures